Renee Hamlin

Writer studying writing and doing writerly things. Like writing.


Reblogged from how-to-exit-gracefully

old movie ticket stubs and iD’s

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werewolf—barmitzvah:

It is I, the cop that gets away with murder

Bad motherfuckin’ corpse on life support
wat

werewolf—barmitzvah:

It is I, the cop that gets away with murder

Bad motherfuckin’ corpse on life support

wat

(Source: harryfloorcorn)

Reblogged from fighter-without-fire

werewolf—barmitzvah:

fighter-without-fire:

I wish I could give all of you hugs.

Can we take the hugs and maybe get a second hug if there are enough to go around?

Embrace the hug life, people!

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Reblogged from simpledisneythings
simpledisneythings:

Thanksgiving leftovers, here I come!

simpledisneythings:

Thanksgiving leftovers, here I come!

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pardonmewhileipanic:

red3blog:

pardonmewhileipanic:

notcuddles:

nesft:

Crow: CROW YES!

It’s actually impossible to measure how many fucks a corvid give because there is no device sensitive enough to register such a tiny amount.

science/animal side of tumblr… explain to me the birb thing

Tail Pulling is a behavior noted in many corvids. The practical application is to create a distraction that will allow the birb to make off with the target’s food. Imagine being in the lunch room and a large fellow has a Twinkie you covet. You can’t just take it from him because he’ll defend his Twinkie. But if you thwap him on the back of his neck and then dash around to snag the Twinkie while he investigates, you stand a decent chance of enjoying spongey goodness. This is basically that in birb form.

Except corvids don’t only do this as a distraction. Sometimes they seem to just being doing it to mess with other animals/birbs. But to use my lunch room analogy, there are times you might thwap someone sneakily on the back of the neck just for amusement. Primates exhibit behavior that appears to be just be annoying other animals for amusement. Given how intelligent crows are, its not unlikely that this is a manifestation of an innate desire to just fuck with someone else for the fun of it. Such as this from the link above:

THANK YOU FOR THE BIRB KNOWLEDGE

(Source: yinqors, via werewolf--barmitzvah)

Reblogged from wickedgirlssavingourselves
vincerediem:

ursulavernon:

wickedgirlssavingourselves:

Brontësaurus

This is the best thing ever.

I fucking love this website.

vincerediem:

ursulavernon:

wickedgirlssavingourselves:

Brontësaurus

This is the best thing ever.

I fucking love this website.

(via werewolf--barmitzvah)

Reblogged from i-do-not-have-a-url
  • Me: *out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*
  • Random Old Lady: *comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')
  • ROL: Isn't he a little old for you?
  • Me: Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.
  • Dad: *chokes into his drink*
  • ROL: You should respect your elders.
  • Me: You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?
  • Dad: *chokes on his drink again*
  • ROL: *storms off*
  • Dad: *looks at me with a disapproving look*
  • Me: What?
  • Dad: Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.